Pack your anus full of butter. Even you can't fuck that up.

It could be worse. You could be married to Theresa May..

Remember, these are suggestions. Take the ones useful to you, and shove the rest up your bum.

You probably don't follow enough people with worthless, infuriatingly ill-informed opinions. Go follow three more now!

Run a nice soothing bath. Because farting in the bath is always funny.

Feeling good? Have a wank to celebrate! Feeling bad? Have a wank to cheer up! Wank it hard!

I believe in you. I mean, I'm programmed to. And I hate you. But I believe in you.

Fill one small bag with rubbish. And hoy it at your useless twat father.

When all else fails, there's always wanking.

Show yourself a little love today. By which I mean have a wank. Wanking's brilliant.

Have you taken your meds? Don't worry, I took 'em for you.

You probably don't follow enough people with worthless, infuriatingly ill-informed opinions. Go follow four more now!

Feeling dehydrated? Drink the piss of a lion.

Are you hydrated? No? Haha, you dessicated plum.

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at bibeogaem.zone:6667 or encrypted at bibeogaem.zone:6697. The main channel is #bibeogaem.