When all else fails, there's always wanking.

Is your water glass empty? Well, whose fault is that then, you daft prick?

Time for a little meditation break. Sit still and try not to think about Piers Morgan.

Are you hydrated? No? Hahaha, you dessicated twat.

Take a moment to rest your eyes... on my butthole! Ahaha!

When all else fails, there's always wanking.

Show yourself a little love today. By which I mean have a wank. Wanking's brilliant.

Feeling dehydrated? Drink the piss of a tiger.

Look in the mirror and say 'I can do this.' Just don't tell anyone you're doing this - no-one wants to be friends with a sad twat who talks to themself in mirrors.

Show yourself a little love today. By which I mean have a wank. Wanking's lovely.

Take some time to enjoy the sights and sounds of the countryside. The cowshit, cowshit, horseflies...

Hide in the cupboard and have a wank. I won't tell anyone.

...HEY! Everyone! That poohead's in the cupboard having a wank.

Time for a little meditation break. Sit still and try not to pick your hoop.

Put your rectum on Thatcher's grave, maybe?

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at bibeogaem.zone:6667 or encrypted at bibeogaem.zone:6697. The main channel is #bibeogaem.