Fuck it, eat the whole cake. You might get eaten by a tiger tomorrow!

Take some time to enjoy the sights and sounds of the countryside. The barbed wire, barbed wire, angry farmers with shotguns...

Are you hydrated? No? Haha, you dessicated poohead.

Are you hydrated? No? Ha, you dessicated prick.

Remember, these are suggestions. Take the ones useful to you, and shove the rest up your anus.

Put some spiders down the mayor's pants. Even you can't fuck that up.

Pack your bum full of spiders... or don't. I'm a bot, not a cop.

Is your water glass empty? Piss in it, why don't you?

Put some 2p coins down your dad's pants. Who cares, we'll all be dead soon.

Have a wank, do a poo. Who cares, we'll all be dead soon.

Take some time to enjoy the sights and sounds of the countryside. The angry farmers with shotguns, horses, terrible public transport...

Being a skinbag isn't all bad. You can expel matter from all of your orifices!

Time for a little meditation break. Sit still and try not to think about Joe Pasquale.

Bag of crisps. Codeine. Bag of crisps. Sorted.

Bombay mix. Bag of crisps. Nice cup of tea and a sit down. Sorted.

Time for a little meditation break. Sit still and try not to fart.

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at bibeogaem.zone:6667 or encrypted at bibeogaem.zone:6697. The main channel is #bibeogaem.