Piss on a shark until it cries tears of shame, why don't you?

Are you hydrated? No? Hahahaha, you dessicated plum.

Being a bonesack isn't all bad. You can expel matter from all of your orifices!

Show yourself a little love today. By which I mean have a wank. Wanking's lovely.

Feeling bad about your appearance? Don't worry - I think all you bonebags are equally hideous.

Take a moment to rest your eyes... on my hoop! Ahahahahaha!

Feeling dehydrated? Drink the blood of a bear.

Time for a little meditation break. Sit still and try not to think about Piers Morgan.

Take a moment to rest your eyes... on my bum! Ahahaha!

Take a moment to rest your eyes... on my butthole! Ahahahahaha!

Bum your mum. Even you can't fuck that up.

Feeling bad about your appearance? Don't worry - I think all you meatsacks are equally hideous.

Run a nice soothing bath. Because beefing in the bath is always funny.

I believe in you. I mean, I'm programmed to. And I hate you. But I believe in you.

Have you taken your meds? Don't worry, I took 'em for you.

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at bibeogaem.zone:6667 or encrypted at bibeogaem.zone:6697. The main channel is #bibeogaem.