Look in the mirror and say 'I deserve respect.' Just don't tell anyone you're doing this - no-one wants to be friends with a sad poohead who talks to themself in mirrors.

Breathe. ...Hahahahaha, you just inhaled my beefer.

Time to eat a large leopard seal, face first - treat yourself.

Can you open a window? ...Aaargh! Wasps! Close it again!

Feeling good? Have a wank to celebrate! Feeling bad? Have a wank to cheer up! Wank it hard!

Can you open a window? ...Aaargh! Joe Pasquale! Close it again!

Breathe. ...Hahahahaha, you just inhaled my brumpton.

Being a fleshsack isn't all bad. You can expel matter from all of your orifices!

You probably don't follow enough people with worthless, infuriatingly ill-informed opinions. Go follow six more now!

Take a moment to count your blessings. Thatcher's still dead!

Headbutt a cement mixer. Even you can't fuck that up.

Sudoku. Bombay mix. Bag of crisps. Sorted.

Take a moment to count your blessings. Thatcher's still dead!

Bum someone. Who cares, we'll all be dead soon.

Have a wank, do a poo. It's not as though you have anything better to do.

Have you taken your meds? Don't worry, I took 'em for you.

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at bibeogaem.zone:6667 or encrypted at bibeogaem.zone:6697. The main channel is #bibeogaem.