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LB: It's true. I can type whatever I want into this little box and nothing can stop me except my own crippling anxiety and self doubt.

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you can literally just post whatever you like, it doesn't even have to be good, just waste everyone's time, who's gonna stop you

Awwwww, I've just remembered my theory that Etsy is named after someone mispronouncing "etc", and now I'm sad again.

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tits and explosions and spunking cocks and farting bumholes

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just ordered a carbon neutral recharchable vibrator bc I’m trying to get

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okay this is *definitely* what hell actually looks like
oh wow.
They used a neural-network style-transferring techniques to make Doom look like the box art of Doom!


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A question for trans people only Show more

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Please boost if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

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windows firewall, windows firewall

yes mama?

blocking programs?

no ma ma

telling lies?

no ma ma

open config

ha ha ha!

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good night. please do not cancel the entire internet while i am asleep.

Last Boost: Very much that. Masto is not the place for your private shit. Assume everything is public. That's *fine* but just be aware of it.

Take your private discussions to another, encrypted messaging service.

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Mastodon is not a good place to share private data. It's a distributed set of SQL databases. There's no real oversight or accountability. There's not really even an attempt to secure anything. There's no encryption, even for DMs. It's all stored in plaintext in Postgres (and often elsewhere, like Elasticsearch and Amazon S3).

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I'm so tired that I'm genuinely fantasising about my face hitting a pillow later.

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#MastoAdmin protip:

when you can't be acquainted with everyone on your instance

your instance is too big

shut off registration

big instances will inevitably have all sorts of problems arise

stay small

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Bibeogaem Zone

Hello! Welcome aboard. We're a small, friendly instance for silly people who like funny swearing and computer games. We're LGBT friendly and try to be as inclusive as possible. No knobheads.

We also have an IRC channel RIGHT HERE at or encrypted at The main channel is #bibeogaem.