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Picking a new computer:
1998: "Everything's twice as fast as it was last year! So much choice! So many options!"
2018: "OK, so which of these fucking things is the least broken?"
@pixelguff Or:
2018: "*Using chip from 2013 still* Naw, I think I'll just wait another year again"
@pixelguff well there's cloud, cloud, ads, cloud, Russian gangsters, NSA, and cloud, that one's not got much cloud in in it
@pixelguff Some year in between: "OK, which one of these shit won't try to prevent me from installing the OS *I want* to fucking use"