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🎶If you're a Nazi and you're fired, it's your fault. If you're a Nazi and you're fired, it's your fault! You were spotted in the mob, Now you've lost your fucking job, You're a Nazi and you're fired, it's your fault! 🎶

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I hope you have a good time and stick around. :toot:

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*slaps roof of fractal*
This bad boy can fit so many bad boys in it

Hello to all the new Twitter refugees! Welcome aboard. All the Nazis got domain blocked and there's no ads.

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OK, my actual brain hurts. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

I think I slipped over in the pub and a bunch of ales accidentally fell in my face. :(


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It’s 2018 and I still use Amiga stuff and I conduct most of my communication via IRC. There’s your god damn geek code.

Hey #Fediverse. When you post pictures, please please please with puppies on top fill in that description box for the visually impaired. You will be helping us out tremendously. We want to enjoy your pictures as much as others do. You don't have to write a novel, but just fill in some details.

Thanks with much love:
A Blind Dude

Shake the crud out of it, clean the keycaps, and off you go!

Every other keyboard I've had has been whatever was best in the bin at work.

I might treat myself to a new keyboard. I don't think I've had a *new* new keyboard since the one that was built into my Amiga 500.

@pixelguff Mastodon could get hella bigger than Twitter, it just will never seem that way because it doesn't cater to ~brands~ and ~corporate control~.

I've been chatting about Masto with someone on Twitter, and their concern was that Masto can't scale to Twitter size due to how people are separated into smaller communities.

It's a fair point, but it''s also one of the things I like best about Masto.

I don't *want* it to be like :twitter:.

If only Mastodon worked in the web browser on MorphOS. I think the version of webkit used to build Odyssey is too elderly.

AMIGA NEWS: Everyone's suing each other and/or going bankrupt. Situation normal.