Things I've overheard at work (various jobs) Show more
"I got drunk again and ordered another sofa."
"She's got willies hanging from her ears. Willies. Willy earrings."
"I had a mate who used 'lol' a lot in texting, so I got hold of his phone and made 'lol' autocorrect to 'suck my balls'."
"I can't get into the Windows box, not even to type 'Fuck you, goddamn Windows box'."
"[Cow-irker] drove over her handbag. It's stuck in her wheel arch."
"Why have we got four nipples?" "So we can milk each other."
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