Welcome to Planet Motherfucker @Inskora@bibeogaem.zone

I was born when a tramp wanked onto a pile of flood-damaged Judas Priest albums that a record shop had thrown out. Lightning struck the cummy pile, and brought it to life. My mum is Judas Priest, my dad is cum.

Well, this is friggin adorable http://aibo7m3.tumblr.com/post/175491039328/let-him-sing

If I got my ubbs removed I wonder if they'd let me take the ubbmatter home. I'd wanna cook it because how often do you get to eat human flesh without breaking the law?

Fallout 2 contains a formula for calculating a character's sex rating: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Gigolo

This means that Benny from Fallout New Vegas has a rating of 4.37, which counts as Bad. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Benny

The USA is Too Big and they should split it into several smaller countries to appease me (from a sensibly small country)

Fellow #actuallyautistic people - have you tried dating apps and did anything good come of it?

I listen to Judas Priest most days anyway, but these past few days I just haven't been able to get enough of them for some reason. I fucking love Priest! Hell yeah!

Honestly this has made my week to discover I am descended from a gaping anus that vored things. We peaked at that stage of our lineage.

I have no mouth and I must shite

It had no bumhole, so it just shat out of its mouth.

Or it had no mouth and ate things with its bumhole, if you prefer.

This thing was just discovered to be our* earliest known ancestor (*us chordates, plus the hemichordates and the echinoderms). https://www.inverse.com/article/27128-prehistoric-ancestor-saccorhytus-university-of-cambridge

I was hoping the #SpyroTheDragon remake would contain cut content from the original (like the planned water-based dragon world), but so far it seems to be just the published content.

I'm curious about how they'll handle water in Spyro 1. Will they let Spyro swim or will they make all the water into tar, lava etc. to explain why he can't?

I hope they expand the final level in Spyro 1. To a modern audience it'll be a bit anticlimactic! #gameing

Its Linnean name is Lymantria dispar dispar. Lymantria means destroyer, and dispar refers to the sexual dimorphism (as in disparate). 'Destroyer moth' sounds pretty cool!

I think it's a jasper moth. They're called a word which many Romani consider a slur, so I've decided they're called jasper moths now.

Anyone know what species this caterpillar is? I'm in south England.

Just won £8.58 on online bingo. I'll stop there while I'm ahead. It's a small amount but hey, free money.

Ginger ale tastes like lemonade that someone burped into after drinking apple juice (it's nice though)

If I were God, I would give dogs little T rex arms (in addition to their existing four legs) so they could use them to pick things up, instead of picking them up with their mouths and getting them all gross and slobbery.

I said a few days ago that I'd like to be a frog because I could scream and jump around in a bog. I've just realised that nothing is stopping me from doing this as a human, except my own cowardice.

I dig the redesigned Gnasty Gnorc from the #SpyroTheDragon remake! He looks like how Insomniac probably would have designed him if the PS1 had been able to handle it. Also he actually looks like an ugly motherfucker now (which is a plot point), as opposed to an origami frog guy whose low-poly appearance means he just looks kinda nothing-y.

I don't really like the scar because it looks painted on. You'd expect more ragged tissue damage than that.