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I was born when a tramp wanked onto a pile of flood-damaged Judas Priest albums that a record shop had thrown out. Lightning struck the cummy pile, and brought it to life. My mum is Judas Priest, my dad is cum.

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UK cis folks: PLEASE go and fill out this survey before the end of the week to help out our trans siblings.

Should only take you twenty minutes or so, if you're writing your own answers, but you can copy paste the examples.

It's really important to send a message to the UK government that simple changes in our legislation can make the lives of trans people infinitely better.

not to brag but I could easily swallow a SIM card, it would be nothing to me

@pixelguff Are you going to be adding a Pixelfed instance to GUFFOnet?

Apparently the reason why Persian cats are so stupid is because they've been bred to have small compact skulls (even the non-brachycephalic ones) for the aesthetic, so they have tiny brains. Poor cats. ):

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Why doesn't 'a real man's man' mean the same thing as 'a real ladies' man' but for gay guys?

Bunnies are cute to watch in carefully trimmed videos but they're expensive dickheads and you almost definitely don't want one, so please don't be fooled ❤

Some arthropods would get a bit creepy if they were much bigger, but I think you could scale a bumblebee to cat size and it would still be adorable.

I wonder if anyone's done a study into folk music from around the world and noted all the common characteristics in order to create generic human music.

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Do you know about "Million Short"? A search engine which removes the top 100/1k/10k/100k, or million most popular sites from the results.
An interesting idea to explore the less popular web

i need a 'previously, on mastodon...' montage for the 19 new running jokes that get created every few hours on here

UK folks! Early bird tickets for EGX Rezzed in London next April are now on sale!

The article used DINKing $80k as a case study. That's £60,000. That's a phenomenally high salary.

It also said that it was still doable on a 'lower salary' of $60k. That's still £45,000, which I consider a huge salary.

*sees article about how you can retire in your 40s* Nice one, how do I do it

Article: Earn fuck loads of money, basically


(Okay, it did actually have advice for what to do with the money. (Save until you have 25x your annual expenses, which will probably take you 10-15 years to accumulate. Then put it in stock market funds and withdraw 4% of your portfolio annually.) But it's dependent on earning silly money.)

horses are eldritch abominations from the mind of Lovecraft and are therefore just as racist. #BoycottHorses

The world according to adverts: women literally need yoghurt to live and we piss ourselves a lot.

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