Welcome to Planet Motherfucker @Inskora@bibeogaem.zone
she/her 
Age: Mir I'm an autism I am Piss Lord of Shit Mountain Judas Priest trash 🔱 scaly
I was born when a tramp wanked onto a pile of flood-damaged Judas Priest albums that a record shop had thrown out. Lightning struck the cummy pile, and brought it to life. My mum is Judas Priest, my dad is cum.
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Bah, I should have tried BZP when it was still legal.
Oh gosh this plush kitty is adorable and I want it
I have no idea what emotion this is supposed to convey
Tried to make a table of pies but I think my criteria need revising. I can't think what should go in the neutral space, or if the table can properly accommodate clangers.
Sheets version for those who can't see the pic: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uk3tqJjqS64eFc2kRMZTGxnJXEIk25sZLiXEPgoBmgQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
Sorry to keep posting this, but our situation is pretty dire. We haven't enough to cover the basic bills, let alone food, and our supplies are dwindling. Please give us a signal boost. Thank you.
http://designatedheckingadult.tumblr.com/post/175372478025/trans-couple-in-trouble
'Vitriolised water' = dilute sulphuric acid?
Some time travellers were really determined (but ultimately unsuccessful) to ensure the saxophone wouldn't be invented: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolphe_Sax#Early_life
I topped up the soap in the men's toilets without incident. I knew rationally that that would happen, but I was still half expecting to be like a fox going into a chicken coop and I'd be immediately expelled in a cloud of feathers and irate clucking men.
Bought my ticket to Bloodstock to see Judas Priest 🔱 in August! 🤘
Someone at work said I was 'thoughtful' because when the soap ran low in the women's bogs I asked if the men's bogs needed more soap too. Haha, no altruism, I just don't want 50% of my cow-irkers walking around with pissy poop hands because that's gross.
Software only becomes 'enterprise grade' if, when its behavior is described to an outsider flatly and precisely, the outsider assumes the description is some kind of elaborate joke.
My mum: 'If I had £100 I could buy a cubic metre of poo'
It's shitting JUNE! Shit the fuck off with your Christmas catalogue, cuntbubble!
@pixelguff I had a dream involving you! The No Man's Sky multiplayer update came out, and you built an elaborate base for all the #bibeogaem regulars to hang out in. It played Highway to the Danger Zone when someone entered. You were showing me some custom decals you'd made, and I started to wake up laughing when you showed me one that said CLAGGER LOGGER 9000. You showed me one that said SENIORS BUMMED and that pushed me over the edge and I woke up cackling.
My job is 20 minutes' walk from my home, which means I could walk home at lunchtime and have a 20 minute nap in my own bed before returning to work. I've never done it, but I totally could.
Cack and Poopsi
I thought Coke and Pepsi tasted much the same, until I tasted them one after the other, and wow, Pepsi is so much nicer. Coke is like battery acid in comparison.
Just remembered I have cherry Pepsi in the fridge and I fancy some now. But if I drink it I will deffo need to get up at stupid o'clock to do some pisses.
It boils my piss when people call a latte a 'laaah-te'. It's to rhyme with paté, you stupid piss!
